Why We Will Never Find Love. Us: What do you look for in a guy?
Person: He has to be funny and sweet.
Us: Psh, that's all? You have really low expectations.
Person: You have really high expectations.
Us: No I don't.
Person: Then what do you look for in a guy?
Us: He has to be dark-haired. Or blonde. You know what, it can even me white. He has to be strong, and brave, and possesive. Like, I'm-gonna-chidori-you-if-you-touch-her possesive. He needs to make me smile. And he needs to understand pain so he can know what I'm going through during certain times. He also needs to understand the importance of teamwork and friendship. He also needs to have done a selfless act in his life. The I-would-kill-my-clan for you kind of selfless. What else... Oh! He needs to be able to protect me from anything. And he also needs to be able to prepare his own food for when I can't cook, like ramen or something. Yeah. Sweet, caring, does anything for me, would do anything for me... I think that's it. Not so bad, huh?
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Us: Oh my god I'm going to die alone.